"I don't want to be a baby any more," said BabyMoo. "I want to be an uber-cool big boy who can understand everything, and is able to do anything I set my heart to do. I need to show my displeasure often, because adults often don't see things the way I do. I want to test Mummy's patience, and see if she loves me enough to let me get away with it."
"Darling boy," said I, "You're doing a fantabulous job."